MCCAIN: I don't get it.
AIDE: Sir, it makes the most sense.
MCCAIN: But a woman?
AIDE: YES! It's brilliant! We'll get all those Hillary supporters, plus she's pretty.
MCCAIN: That she is. But, won't she get all moody every month?
AIDE: Sometimes. But she's from Alaska, so she's used to being around men. Makes them tough!
MCCAIN: I don't know about Alaska.
AIDE: Jewel's from Alaska.
MCCAIN: That crooked tooth singer?
AIDE: Yes sir.
MCCAIN: I like her songs.
AIDE: They're good, sir.
MCCAIN: (singing) "My hands are small I know but, they're not yours, they are my own..."
AIDE: It's a very pretty song, sir.
MCCAIN: Can I call her Jewel?
AIDE: You can call her whatever you like.
MCCAIN: Now wait one minute! I'm not gonna pick just anyone. This Palin chick. Can she use a computer?
AIDE: Yes, sir.
MCCAIN: Well then she's a mighty fine choice.