Ass-Tastic

Uh, okay so there's this woman who used to work here who is also a prominent New York socialite. I don't even know what that means or how one gets such status but I see her name in the papers all the time and in magazines as an "It" girl. She works in finance and has more money than anyone.

She is also known for her impeccable taste in clothes. A co-worker of mine was just in a wedding that the Socialite also attended, and this is what the woman showed up in. At the wedding.


It wasn't even like a mistake like, "Whoops, this mesh skirt is totes showing my undies!" She was sincerely thrilled with this outfit. Ah, fashion.