Important Choices

MCCAIN: I don't get it.

AIDE: Sir, it makes the most sense.

MCCAIN: But a woman?

AIDE: YES! It's brilliant! We'll get all those Hillary supporters, plus she's pretty.

MCCAIN: That she is. But, won't she get all moody every month?

AIDE: Sometimes. But she's from Alaska, so she's used to being around men. Makes them tough!

MCCAIN: I don't know about Alaska.

AIDE: Jewel's from Alaska.

MCCAIN: That crooked tooth singer?

AIDE: Yes sir.

MCCAIN: I like her songs.

AIDE: They're good, sir.

MCCAIN: (singing) "My hands are small I know but, they're not yours, they are my own..."

AIDE: It's a very pretty song, sir.

MCCAIN: Can I call her Jewel?

AIDE: You can call her whatever you like.

MCCAIN: Now wait one minute! I'm not gonna pick just anyone. This Palin chick. Can she use a computer?

AIDE: Yes, sir.

MCCAIN: Well then she's a mighty fine choice.