Strong Like Phelps
There's nothing like the fucking Olympics to make you feel like a worthless piece of shit. I mean, these people don't just take care of their bodies, they carefully craft and sculpt each muscle to become a lean and all powerful physical task machine. "Oh, look at me, I'm sooooooo strong and I eat 30 raw egg whites every day and my pee is made of strong juice." Man. Pass me another bag of Cheetos.
"I eat polar bears"
posted by Tempy @ 10:04 AM
7 Comments:
they reported on NBC that he eats 14,000 calories a day. i.e two polar bears.
snorelympics
i hope snl spoofs the lip syncing little girl
Dude, how fucked up is that lip syncing girl thing?
phuck you, phelps.
... I am not sad. Mommy says I cannot be sad.
Your daughter will not be sad. If you know what's good for you.
If I had dreams, I still would not cry in them.
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