His Vice

OBAMA: Biden, finish your soup.

BIDEN: BLEEAAGHRRRRRRG!!!

OBAMA: Biden, tuck that napkin back in your collar and finish your soup.

BIDEN: Must destroy the OLD MAN!!! GEEEEEEERRRRARRRRGH!!!

OBAMA: Biden, remember, we have to stay calm. This is a civil race. We have a strategy. You know you're my pit bull...

BIDEN: I'M YOUR MOTHERF@#KING PIT BULL!

OBAMA: BUT you have to relax. Now, just... finish your soup.

BIDEN: (picks up bowl, drinks it down with a slurp) It tastes like the blood of THE ENEMY.

OBAMA: Sure, ok.

BIDEN: I'm your PIT BULL!!

OBAMA: You're my pit bull.

BIDEN: GEEEEEEEEEEEEERROOWRRRGHHHRRRRGGGGH!!!