A day by day and often hourly account of a temp

Monday, August 23, 2010

NY Post Weekender

Have you seen those NY Times Weekender commercials? They're really pompous and annoying. Well, my ridiculously talented friends made a NY Post response to it. I'm in it, but you won't recognize me because I am wearing a Bump ItsĀ©.

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Cry Much?

Everyone, put the cereal down, fix your hair, and watch this. This kid lost his arms when he was young. It's always been his dream to play the piano. Well, wake up you lazy pansy asses - he taught himself how to play piano with his feet.

Monday, August 16, 2010

Love It

This is why I love lazy people. It's because of people like this, who just can't deal with an entire camisole, that the cami secret was invented. This amazing gem is courtesy of some company that figured out how to make money off of Project Runway scraps.

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Excellent Idea

I know you've all heard about the disgruntled Jet Blue employee who quit in the most exciting way possible. Well, this lady also quit in a pretty interesting way - she sent this series of messages to all of her co-workers:

Thursday, August 05, 2010


Can you imagine the pitch meeting for the new movie Burlesque? "Hey guys, it's Showgirls meets Glitter meets Coyote Ugly but BETTER!!" Yes, this is the latest Christina Aguilera vehicle, and I hesitate to call anything with her in it a vehicle so much as a rusty Radio Flyer wagon (so sad. Rosebud), and it looks pretty bad. I don't know what Stanley Tucci was thinking. Cher, yes, that makes sense - she has never underestimated the power of a good paycheck. I'm going to give her a pass on this one. It's like Mermaids, but without the talent, location, story and scene at the end where Christina Ricci ends up in the river. Or maybe that happens, I don't know.

Oh Whoops

Now, I'm no expert but when you have a lavish wedding but don't actually sign the papers, and have 2 kids, it's not the most surprising thing to assume you should probably tell your current wife before you marry again. But no- this woman found out about her current husband's other marriage on Facebook. Guys, it's called MySpace. No one uses it anymore- post your second marriages there.

Monday, August 02, 2010

Tempy on the Radio

Oh man you guys I am SO SORRY I haven't blogged. I'm working on my solo show and I'm so busy I can barely get on my blog let alone Dlisted, Facebook or Gawker. I mean I do, but...

Anyway, I am going to be on the radio tomorrow talking about my show if anyone wants to call in and say hi (it's on the internet radio, so I'm looking at my Canadian friends too, guys, eh). Here's the info:

Tomorrow, August 3rd
11:10 or 11:20

The call in number is: 800.321.0710 if you just want to say hi or ask a question or something.

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