Creepy Alert!

So my boss just got this piece of fanmail which I VERY carefully opened. Here's how the letter ended.

I totally called him and said I was her and was like, "I want you to lick my toes."

Kidding aside there was a guy in college whom we called the "Foot Guy" because he spent every night calling women on campus and saying, "I want to lick your feet." Then he'd just hang up. We never found out who he was but we had our suspicions- you see a bunch of us finally got together and narrowed it down to this one guy who dated a few of our friends and had a foot fetish. Anyway...