A Campaign to Remember

OBAMA: What the...

A man rides in on a Harley with a young blonde. He takes off his helmet.

MCCAIN: 'Sup, bitch?

OBAMA: McCain, You...

MCCAIN: What? I'm all revved up and ready to go?

OBAMA: You look...

MCCAIN: It's my new image my friend. McCain's took the straight talk express straight down to motown. I'm hep with the kids, y'all, I'm cool, I'm bad, I'm funky I'm fresh so you better watch out, Slowbama.

OBAMA: You're wearing skinny jeans.

MCCAIN: Oh these old things? I've had 'em for years.