Best Day!

Not exactly. It's a long day, and it's only 9:40. I woke up at 5am. My bad. Since I couldn't get back to sleep I decided to go to the gym BECAUSE I AM A MANIAC and then I went for my follow up mammogram because I LOVE SOME TITTIES IN A VICE. By the time I got to work I really needed a nap but then I finally had my first cup of coffee, and now I'm ready to rock out. So, what on earth shall I do? Work? Please, that's for amateurs.

In other news, my friend who writes the blog the Bitchy Waiter was on CBS Sunday Morning, and he's pretty funny, so if you're bored at work you should check out this clip: