Google Street Phew!
I was walking down the street today when the GOOGLE STREET VIEW CAR was about to roll by! Oh my gosh, there are so many amazing things one can do. So, what should I have done? Show them my boobs? Flip the bird? Make a silly face? Pretend I was being muggged? As the van rolled closer and closer, all I could think to do was wave stupidly at the car. So in a few months, check out the northeast corner of 46th and 5th and you'll see me looking like a fucking idiot. But at least I'm wearing a pretty dress. It won't be as good as this, though: