Oi! Canada!

Now this is new I could get behind. Last night, Canadian actress Estella Warren was charged with DUI, and while she was being booked in the police station she GOT OUT OF HER HANDCUFFS AND FLED. This is serious news, people. Canadians are shifty - I've always said that (I haven't).

I hope this doesn't start an international kerfuffle, but if it does, I know whose side I'm on. Don't be a traitor, eh.