Earth Girls Phone Home

Okay guys, hold the phone. Or don't. Today on my way to work, I saw a woman with a huge red phone receiver attached to her cellphone. Even I had to stop and say, "Now, that's just ridiculous".

But now I'm thinking about it - I mean, it does keep down the levels of radiation on your head. It may be more functional than using a crappy iPhone (let's just be honest. I love my small-computer-that-sometimes-functions-as-a-phone but let's just call it what it is: an Angry Birds console). And there is something very classic about it. But if I'm going to go all the way, I'm going full Zack Morris: