This commercial for Vita Coco is confusing. It starts out with Rihanna shooting a man, and then follows her running around Barbados drinking Vita Coco, in front of signs for Vita Coco. In fact, she can't get enough of the delicious coconut milk, that she has a guy with a big machete open up a coconut for her and put a straw in it straight up. Meanwhile, she's singing some "I shot the Sherriff"-esque auto tuned mess about how she shot this dude. All while drinking her Vita Coco. And then it turns out the guy had raped her the night before, and she sings about how she doesn't want to go to jail, because they don't serve Vita Coco there. That is some crazy s@#t.