Breast Day

Guess who had their first ever mammogram yesterday? This gal. And may I say it was horrible delightful. Who doesn't love tit waffles? I do, I'll tell you what. Nothing serious, it's just something my insurance covers as a preventative thing. What a crazy concept, right? I also had a sonogram just because. Why not? God bless top tier insurance my day job pays a ridiculous amount for so I get the best treatment that other people have to wait months for universal health care. What a country!

In other news, I spent all morning looking at houses to rent in Edinburgh. Why's that, you ask? Well, it looks like a show I'm in will have the honor of performing at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival! I'm so excited I could flatten my breasts in a vice. Oh, wait, I already did that. Anyway, yeah, I'm pretty excited. I also realized by doing this search that real estate anywhere but New York offers backyard space and walk in closets for dirt cheap.