The Future

Good morning. Bristol Palin is raising an upstanding individual who will someday contribute to the greater good of society. Haha, I'm just kidding - she's raising an asshole. By her own admission on her reality show (I'll let that sink in for a bit) she stated, "I'm doing a terrible job disciplining Tripp". This, after he calls his aunt Willow a "faggot". Yes, that is wrong on so many levels I cannot even begin, but the BEST part is that Willow and Bristol both just laugh. Right now the Mother of the Year committee is trying to figure out how to quietly change their address and re-locate somewhere far, far away. In the meantime, Bristol's probably making more money than all of us, and her mom still has a job on Fox News.

The only way to possibly feel better about ourselves is to have a collective laugh that she finds the pool at the Phoenix Holiday Inn impressive.