Important News

It's Friday and you know what that means - ground breaking GOSSIP! Yes, today I am going to give you some insider information. I have it on good authority (ie something I read somewhere) that Jennifer Aniston is indeed pregnant. I know, I know. This news affects all of us. But seriously, if I am right, can't we agree that I scooped all the major mags? Just wait... I'll be the one sitting on a throne with a pimp chalice wearing the "I Told You So" shirt.

In other news, did you know our President can sing? Showtime at the Apollo indeed.