Pocket Poem

Hello! I was away for a while - I was rocking out in Miami. Actually, I did the exact opposite of rock out. We just laid around by a gorgeous pool for 5 days straight and I think I ate and drank enough for the rest of the year. I also read 1 1/2 books and got a lot of gossip magazine time in.

SPEAKING of literature, today is national Poem In Your Pocket day! This is a day when you can write a poem, or just borrow one from one of your favorite authors, and keep it in your pocket to share with friends!!! It's just as fun as it sounds!

Is that a poem in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Here's mine:

Hello friend

I just saw you and

Decided I wanted to

Share

My poem with you.

It's in my

Pocket.

Give me one second.

Hm.

Where is

It?

I could have

Sworn

I put it here somewhere.

Well, this is

Embarrassing

I mean, here

I

Am, telling you I have

A Poem in my

Back

Pocket, and now I'm just shuffling

Around feeling

My own butt.

Wait.

Oh, that explains

It.

I'm wearing jeggings.

The "pocket"

Is decorative and

Does not really hold

Anything.

Sorry about that.

So,

Yeah.

Anyway.

Ok, bye.