The Constitution

You guys, Congress is reading the Constitution today! You think they would have done it in 5th grade, but no matter - better late than never! But not the whole thing. Just the parts that make this country sound not-offensive. Oh, and to insinuate that the Constitution was written by an all knowing deity instead of human beings that are innately flawed, thus suggesting that instead of looking at it as a tool to work from that evolves over time as our tolerance as a country did, it is rather to be seen as a rule-book for enforcing whatever the Tea Party cherry picks. Kind of like the bible.

To cleanse your palate, here is a moving version of Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On" as re-imagined by a subway accordion player.