Bad News For My Dad

This can't be good. Some lady is suing Disney World for emotional abuse (I want in!) because Donald Duck fondled her (oh...) Yes, it's true. Apparently all of the employees at Disney World are just a bunch of sexually liberated furries. I mean, we all know Goofy is a strange morph of a man-dog. How far fetched is it* to think that maybe he is the result of some furry fetish gone too far?

* Very