Sports Talk

Hey guys! First day of school and boy am I pumped! Mostly because I don't have to go to school. Also because I have a show tonight. But mostly it's because GOP VP Nominee Sarah Palin's daughter is knocked up. Awesome! I mean, these hypocritical conservative politicians can do whatever they want and their constituents don't give a rats ass anyway. I'm a big fan of leave the family alone when someone is running for office but what pisses me off is she's this big fan of teaching abstinence instead of sex-ed.

Let me explain something to these people: WHEN YOUR OWN FAMILY PROVES YOUR THEORY WRONG, YOUR HYPOTHESIS IS A STEAMING LOAD OF HORSE SHIT.

I mean, seriously? It's bad enough Dick Cheney's daughter is a rugmuncher and he's all, "Leave my daughter alone," and it's like, no, you leave your daughter alone and give her the same human rights as everyone else.

Well I feel better. Aaaah. What shall I do now? Oh, I know... maybe I'll watch some old sports anchor footage. Here's some nice story about the iditarod from a young woman named Sarah Heath. Wait a... wasn't that Sarah Palin's maiden name? No! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!