Robo Kitty

So I get to the show last night and I see some of my cast mates chilling on a stoop outside of the theater and just as I've walked right about up to them I see this cat- it's a regular looking tabby but it's wearing this collar with two HUGE red flashing lights. I mean, seriously, this is why I need a camera with me at all times.

One castmate dubbed him, "Robo-Kitty". We assumed it was put on him by the owner so the cat could roam the streets of the West Village without getting hit by a car. Personally I'd be more worried about him getting hit ON by a trannie in that neighborhood but anyway. Here's an artist's rendering. Next time I'm at the theater I'll bring a camera. This picture is NOT an exaggeration, trust me, I have witnesses.

(Re-Creation: Not Actual Image)