Hot Guy

I've created a monster. One of the stars of my show has just been inducted into the Hot Guy Alert hall of fame. This is a "committee" of dudes who decide who the "hot guys" of the NY stage are. I actually know a few on this list. But wait- there are actually rules before you are bestowed the honor of "hot guy":

1. The Hot Guy Alert Committee must witness a candidate live on stage before he is eligible to be inaugurated into the shrine.

2. Said "Hot Guy Alert" must have a healthy dose of Elvis in his swagger.

3. Said "Hot Guy Alert" must have a decent internet presence from which the committee can pilfer pics.

There you have it. Where's my goddamn lesbian following? Is there not a site dedicated to the sexy stage actresses of NY? And more importantly, what do you think really goes on at those Hot Guy Alert Committee Meetings?