The Truth

A lot of nastiness has been brought out about the whole "Community Organizer" make-fun at the RNC. To quote Sarah Palin, "I guess a mayor is kind of like a community organizer- but with responsibilities." OW! Yeeeouch Sarah, you got it! In your face Barack! Hahahhaha! But upon further research, I found out what a community organizer does. And might I say, she is totes right!

A Typical Day in the Life of a Community Organizer:

9:45 Wake up, hit snooze. Go back to sleep.

9:54 Wake up, turn alarm clock off. Go back to sleep.

10:30 Wake up. Eat cold pizza and watch Family Feud reruns on Game Show Network.

10:34 Avoid creditors phone call.

11:00 Flip between The View and The Price is Right while clipping toe nails.

11:55 Get dressed.

12:00 Leave for work.

12:15 Get to a local homeless shelter. Pick at lunch leftovers. Ask everyone how they are feeling.

12:30 Go to the local church and pray for the lost souls.

12:40 Nap time!

1:45 Go to the office and check messages.

2:00 Go to the lunch truck and buy a falafel.

2:15 Sit at desk, make a rubber band ball.

2:30 Create tiny village out of paper clips, take huge rubber band ball and roll it through village, destroying it yelling, "Not so organized are you now?!?"

2:43 Call wife. Ask her how work is. Humor her.

3:10 Pick up the kids from school.

4:30 Play with kids, watch TV.

6:15 Wife comes home, cooks dinner. You eat, talk about your day.

8:00 Settle in for some football.

10:30 Get ready for bed; Practice presidential faces in the mirror.

So you can obviously see that he in no way does nearly what a Mayor of a town of 9,000 people does. Jeez guys.