Staying Classy

I take a few days off of work and the first thing that happens this morning is I get a nasty paper cut! No this thing is really impressive. I'm not even mad, I just want to know how I did it. And we're out of band aids here, so I broke out the first aid kit and tried to cut up a small piece of gauze, then I started bleeding all over the gauze roll and a co-worker found me in the kitchen, rapidly unrolling the bled-on gauze over the first aid kit. I think she almost fainted. That would have been amazing; the paper cut that causes someone to keel over and get a concussion. Luckily that didn't happen. We're both fine. Now.