Tubby Alert

In today's batshit crazy news, Rush Limbaugh calls Michelle Obama fat. Well, he doesn't so much say it as imply it. I'll spare you the pot kettle glass house talk and just get straight to the point - this is a direct quote:

"The problem is—and dare I say this—it doesn't look like Michelle Obama follows her own nutritionary, dietary advice. And then we hear that she's out eating ribs at 1,500 calories a serving with 141 grams of fat per serving, yeah it does—what do you mean, what do I mean?

What is it - no, I'm trying to say that our First Lady does not project the image of women that you might see on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue."

I totally see what Rush is saying, what a freaking fatass. She really needs to stop eating her high horse and get with the program. Whale.