Achy Forsakey Heart
Billy Ray Cyrus says a lot of things about a lot of stuff in a recent interview with GQ. It's really hard to talk about this sad piece without making references to his hit, "Achy Breaky Heart" but I'll try. Let's just say that he's feeling really bad about the way Miley Cyrus's life hasn't yet turned out, and he also has a mild paranoid borderline personality disorder (that last part is just my opinion). But really, he blames the devil. He uses one very important anecdote to prove that Hollywood is full of satanic people out to get him, and it's about when he saw this sign on the highway on the way to the Hannah Montana studio:
Yes. The fact that non-believers donated money to be sure the highway he is driving on is not littered with potholes or trash means that it is the end times. Personally, I think the real sign of the apocalypse can be found further up in the story: "...highway on the way to the Hannah Montana studio..." Yeah, that right there says it all.
And seriously, what the heck are those atheists thinking? Everyone knows the highway stays clean if you just pray it so.