For those of you that don't know, Elmo is voiced by a very large, handsome African American man by the name of Kevin Clash. Let's just say that the high point of the evening (besides a rare sighting of Snuffleupagus!) was when John Legend did a duet with Elmo, and I swear the sexual tension between John Legend and the guy playing Elmo was thicker than my apple compote. For reals.
Oh, and Joe Biden was awesome, even though the host already made a "Big f@#king deal" joke. That was our line!!!