Help You Help Me
Tonight I'm going to a benefit for Sesame Street, and Elmo and Vice President Joe Biden are going to be there, among other fun guests. There's a very small chance I'll actually get to meet him (Biden, not Elmo. Are you kidding? He's way too busy). If that's the case, whatever shall I say? I need your help. God as my witness, whatever wins, if I get the chance, I'll do.