Oh Fun

I wouldn't normally say I love th DMV but this stuff right here is awesome. Wonderful work, ladies and gentlemen. This very much comes in handy when you get pulled over for speeding. It's kind of like that scene in Super Troopers where the cop sees how many times he can say, "Meow" to the guy he's pulled over. Except when you have this drivers licence trump card, all you have to do is pull it out and it's game over.

Slightly off topic but mostly on, we used to play the same game when I bartended- we'd give our co-worker a word and they'd have to use it in a sentence to a customer within one minute. Points for creativity, as well. So for example if the word is porpoise, you could be like, "This vodka is actually imported from Estonia, which, by the way, is where the most porpoise sightings are. Little known fact. Care for another?" See? Once, though, I just walked over to a customer and said the word and then walked right back to my co-worker who was laughing his butt off while the guy at the bar was left perplexed.

"Why did the bartender just say, 'vociferous' to me?" (stares emptily into his drink)