Call 911

I know I shouldn't make fun of this lady, so instead I'm going to give her a salute. I mean, we've all done some very interesting drunk dials, but this one takes the cake- a lady was arrested for dilaing 911 because she wanted a husband. It was, after all, an emergency.

In the clip below, you'll find that the local news crew interviewed both the lady and the 911 operator. There's no conflict here- their stories match.

So really, the most interesting thing about the story to me, is this fantastic mug shot: