Jerk Of The Day

Today's Idiot of the Day is this guy, Joran Andreas Petrus van der Sloot, the f@$king a##hole who allegedly killed Natalie Holloway in Aruba 5 years ago, and then 5 years ago to the day of her disappearance killed a woman in Peru, which he admitted to. To paraphrase him, "I had to- she was looking through my shit."

Oh, man.

In other news, my show opened last night and it was fantastic. That's really all I want to say about that.

But seriously guys, isn't Joran van der Sloot a f@#king d$%k?