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In news that doesn't make any sense, this New Jersey woman wants to beat a record by weighing 1,000 pounds. The only problem is this darn 3 year old kid that she had keeps her "moving" and therefore burning "calories". Oh, the horror.

She was quoted as saying, "When you have a 3-year-old daughter and you’re trying to run a household, things like this tend to be a fantasy".

I just... I can't...