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This is probably my first, last and only sports post, so enjoy.

This runner from South Africa, Caster Semenya, is dominating all the women's categories. So they set out to determine if this person is a man or a woman. And according to the experts, this process may take weeks:

"A group of doctors, including an endocrinologist, a gynecologist, an internal medicine expert, an expert on gender and a psychologist, have started the procedure but it is uncertain when the results will be known. The complex process could take several weeks to be complete."

Know what I'd do? Throw on an episode of Sex in the City. Bam - you have already weeded out the straight men. If s/he stays, then you show them a picture of Twilight's Robert Pattinson and mention he's straight. The ones who run crying out of the room are the gay men and there you have it.