Low Han

In the "We Couldn't Make This Up If We Tried" category, Lindsay Lohan had a fit and curled up in a ball this weekend at a place called the the "Cuckoo Club". I mean really, this stuff is just writing itself.

That reminds me of the time Britney Spears' top fell off at an appearance at the "I'm A Mess Pavilion and Mini- Mall" or when Michael Jackson tripped down a flight of stairs in the "I Love Children A Little Too Much Bar & Grill".