Ball Buying

My assignment the last few days? Buying beach balls. Ask me how many stores I have gone to. Did you know beach balls are actually really hard to find? I didn't. I'm off soon to roam the city for some more balls. I found two at the CVS near my house but they need four.

For the record, I also have a BA in Communication from a prestigious liberal arts college, am a classically trained actor and maybe soon to be published writer. Just so you know. Now I'm off to buy beach balls. I'm not complaining- I really like my job. I just don't know why it's so damn hard for me to find a beach ball.