MOM IM

BristolPalin-Johnson (9:51:44 AM): Hey mom, u on?

BristolPalin-Johnson (9:51:53 AM): Mom that u?

Palin4Pres2008 (9:51:54 AM): Haaaaaaaay baby girl!

BristolPalin-Johnson (9:51:59 AM): Hey, How RU?

BristolPalin-Johnson (9:52:11 AM): I M good but we miss U. Trig is getting so big. He misses his mama

BristolPalin-Johnson (9:52:15 AM): Um, dads not a fan of diapers u kno

Palin4Pres2008 (9:52:26 AM): Oh I remember God love him!

BristolPalin-Johnson (9:52:29 AM): So are u coming home soon?

Palin4Pres2008 (9:52:30 AM): Oh u know I am hot on the trailz! The heels are on and the gloves are

BristolPalin-Johnson (9:52:36 AM): Yeah, I heard

Palin4Pres2008 (9:53:18 AM): off!

Palin4Pres2008 (9:53:32 AM): Just workin' and fixin the country for ya!

BristolPalin-Johnson (9:53:37 AM): You looked great at the debate

Palin4Pres2008 (9:53:38 AM): Told ya I'd be winkin atchya!

Palin4Pres2008 (9:53:41 AM): That wuz 4 u!

Palin4Pres2008 (9:53:52 AM): God love ya!

BristolPalin-Johnson (9:53:57 AM): I just… wish you'd call.

Palin4Pres2008 (9:54:00 AM): Oh, I called! But… Trig answered the phone.

BristolPalin-Johnson (9:54:00 AM): Trig's 5 months old.

Palin4Pres2008 (9:54:04 AM): Oh but he did, bless him!

Palin4Pres2008 (9:54:10 AM): Just pickin' up that phone

Palin4Pres2008 (9:54:12 AM): Such a happy boy

BristolPalin-Johnson (9:54:13 AM): Hae hasn't stopped crying since u left. Neither have Piper and Willow. We're scared, mom. All Dad does in sit in the garage and hold the gun.

BristolPalin-Johnson (9:54:17 AM): at us

Palin4Pres2008 (9:54:22 AM): LOLZ!

Palin4Pres2008 (9:54:28 AM): u guyz are sooooo cute!

Palin4Pres2008 (9:54:35 AM): So John says the funniest thing the other day he says, "How ru holding up, u have like, 15 kids and a grand baby on the way and a daughter with a crystal meth problem and a kid in Iraq," then he says

Palin4Pres2008 (9:54:44 AM): "What the fuck is wrong with you?"

BristolPalin-Johnson (9:54:50 AM): oh my

Palin4Pres2008 (9:54:54 AM): I just smaked him on the butt and said, "ha ha you old fart!"

Palin4Pres2008 (9:55:01 AM): hez soooo funny!.

Palin4Pres2008 (9:55:07 AM): what a coot

BristolPalin-Johnson (9:55:11 AM): mom, please just come home for one day

Palin4Pres2008 (9:55:12 AM): can't! got a country to fixx

Palin4Pres2008 (9:55:18 AM): u understand. Be strong for mommy

BristolPalin-Johnson (9:55:22 AM): I just… need someone to talk to

Palin4Pres2008 (9:55:22 AM): gotta go- love ya!

BristolPalin-Johnson (9:55:29 AM): I have some questions about what it feels like to have a baby. I'm scared

Palin4Pres2008 (9:55:36 AM): Bristol I told ya! When u get soooo big yer about to pop the angels come down and give the stork a messaghe and he just gives God a call and then a bunny rabbit hops on yer tummy and a baby pops out!

BristolPalin-Johnson (9:55:59 AM): but thatz how u said babies wre made and that’s not true either

BristolPalin-Johnson (9:56:05 AM): I had sex, mom

Palin4Pres2008 (9:56:11 AM): HAHHAHA! God loves ya!

BristolPalin-Johnson (9:56:16 AM): mom, please. I fucked Levi. Hard.

Palin4Pres2008 (9:56:27 AM): ono I lost the connection!!!

BristolPalin-Johnson (9:56:43 AM): mom, please listen

BristolPalin-Johnson (9:56:47 AM): you never listen

Palin4Pres2008 went away at 9:57:09 AM.