I Am Sick Again
Why is there a picture of Sanjaya's sister naked with a guitar on the internet? This is why I strictly keep all photos of me playing instruments in the buff in a secure lockbox in a bank at an undisclosed location.
posted by Tempy @ 11:08 AM
13 Comments:
Isn't the better question why you are looking on the internet for naked pictures of Sanjaya's sister? I hope that didn't accidentally pop up becuase you were in fact searching for naked pictures of Sanjaya.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
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I mean, the least you could do is search for some naked shots of Antonella while you're at it.
Heh. Boobs.
Why do I have this funny feeling that "in a secure lockbox" means "on the cover", and "bank at an undisclosed location" means "Exit People"?
And by "Exit People" you mean "Easy Bartender's Quarterly"?
And by Bartenders you mean "chicks named Katharine who spell their name specifically like that"?
Maybe you should "leak" those photos to kick-start your career as a tabloid hottie...
Yeah, I'll be like Paris Hiltemp.
Ha ha.
I just told the one coworker I really like here in the office that I'm quitting the company. I think I'm going to throw up.
I'll hold your hair back
My imaginary hair? Are those sequins I hear....?
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