Trains, Pains and Eyebrows

I, Tempy, was already having a bad day yesterday. So when my train going downtown pulled into the 47th street station just as a man threw himself in front of the incoming uptown train, it kind of tipped me over the edge (seriously no pun intended). I didn't see it but I heard all these screams as the train pulled in. Then my conductor ran out and said, "A man just threw himself in front of the tracks!" She then went back in her booth and said into the intercom, "Next stop, 42nd street."

I can be flippant about this because it turns out the man is okay. But that doesn't change the fact that it was pretty fucked up.

In an unrelated thought, I think American Idol's Sanjaya's eyebrows are getting bigger each week.