What The F@#K Did Knut Do Anyway?
That fucktard baby polar bear Knut is famous for a. being saved by a zoo after his parents left him for dead and b. being stupidly cute. But today mother nature sent us a real superstar. This coyote:
Not only did this thing manage not to piss his parents off, thereby successfully growing up in the wild, but today he was feeling a bit hot so he sauntered into a Quiznos sandwich shop in Chicago and sat down in the cooler with all the vitamin water. He's just copping a squat yo.
posted by Tempy @ 1:32 PM
7 Comments:
we need one of those pole hooks at the field. what a great way to 86 someone!
Dude. I think you should go with a CP Lacey type character from Showtime at the Apollo- a clown with bells and whistles. It'll be a Bellobration!
It's common knowledge that coyotes love toasted sandwiches. I saw it on Channel 13.
In a related story, Subway's Jared was found crouched in a Subway cooler for completely different reasons than the coyote.
Too much E?
Well you know what they say about a Quizno's sandwich:
“It’s not lacking any meat! And that’s what real women need (*cackle, cackle, cackle*)!!!
Once again, the overlapping circles of Man and Nature meet. Although, it certainly turned out better than last time....
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