My Dog

I am so mad at my dog right now. Not only did he wake me up with his SNORING last night (yes, you read that correctly), but when I woke up at the crack of dawn, he got up for a second, then looked back at the bed and, looking sheepish, crawled back in and fell back asleep while I got ready. Like, "When you are ready to take me out for a walk, let me know." You shitbag. Really, I'm just jealous.