Bill O'Reilly

Did anyone forget that not only is Bill O'Reilly a douchebag, but he's also the one who talked about his desire to scrub a woman with a "falafel" and wrote a "romantic crime thriller" called "Those Who Tresspass: A Novel of Murder and Television"? In it, there are two detectives- the good cop and the bad cop. The good cop is named Tom O'Malley. Really. The damsel in distress is a young Vassar grad (sorry Lynne) who has to make a choice. In the end, she goes with the good cop and here is an actual quote from the last page: "Out of confusion and chaos, Ashley Van Buren had found clarity and happiness. And, as she wrapped her slender arms around Tommy's thick neck, she hoped those new feelings would deepen and last forever." As O'Malley "was naked and at attention."

Is anyone else here picturing Bill O'Reilly naked and at attention now? Anyone? Just me? Regardless, research for this blog also brought me back to one of my favorite websites ever,
Sweet Jesus I Hate Bill O'Reilly. Check it out.