That's Our Lindsay!
Lindsay Lohan is back! If by back we mean being interviewed about what she wants to do with her life. Listen, I get it - addiction is a hell of a thing. And with parents like hers, I'd probably be hunting for the nearest crackpipe too. But actually, everyone's had some shitty things happen in their lives, and I can say with certainty not many of them will ever have the opportunities Lindsay Lohan had and STILL has. I think she can turn her life around and I'll bet you if she stays sober, she gets decent acting work eventually. She'll have to find a place to store her new cheeks and inflatable lips, but other than that she's a very beautiful girl with a lot of talent. What gets me, however, is how out of touch she is with the fact that everyone does things they don't necessarily want to do to survive. It's called responsibility and work. Here are her thoughts on this crazy thing called "work":
"I just want to kind of just work like for a certain... I want to be able to work to the point where, I can just like go on a vacation with my family or I can you know, I can... and then have the premieres and be happy for that."
And what, exactly, is she doing now? Because the last time I checked, all she does is go to parties, sometimes do community service and stop by the court for her occasional probation hearing. Sounds like the good life to me. Also, yes, what she said is the definition of work. She wants to work so that she can - get this - GO ON A VACATION. As opposed to every other person who is on vacation all the time, oh, no, wait, that's just Lindsay.
The crackiness begins at 3:40: