Catty Observation Of The Day

Listen, I'm really happy for the trapped Chilean Miners, and I'ma let them finish, but I have something to say about their rescue today. I have to credit my friend/comedian Jamie Kilstein for this observation: it's weird to see the miners thanking god when it's really technology that saved them. Hear me out- I'm not made of wood, and I was crying along with everyone else this morning when I saw that guy embrace his 7 year old son after 69 days, but really. With religion's track record for hating on science, it's like watching someone 5 years from now who's saved because of stem cell research thank god. I'm really happy for them, though, did I mention that?