Bridezilla

It's officially the end of the world, folks. A new show is in the works that sounds like the most horrific hot mess we will ever see, and it is for this reason that I will watch it. I know, I'm a product of my culture. Remember when life was simple and we watched Josie and the Pussycats and ate Cheerios? Not anymore, folks. You've been blasted into overdrive. I'll let the show's description speak for itself:

The network is set to announce "Bridalplasty," where brides-to-be compete in wedding-themed challenges to win extensive surgical procedures.

Each week, a group of women competes head-to-head in such challenges as writing wedding vows and planning honeymoons. The winner receives the chance to choose a plastic surgery procedure from her "wish list." She's given the procedure immediately, and results are shown at the start of the following week's episode.

One by one, the women are voted out by their competitors and, according to the show's description, "possibly walking away with nothing and losing [their] chance to be the perfect bride."

The last bride standing will receive a "dream wedding," where she will reveal her new appearance to friends, family and the groom. "Viewers will witness his emotional and possibly shocked reaction as they stand at the altar and he lifts her veil to see her for the first time following her extreme plastic surgery," E! said.