Storm Gathering

This doesn't look good. Three, I said, three major storms are happening right now. But it's not just the huge destruction potential that's making everyone nervous. It's that the storm names sound like members of a faux S&M bondage band from the 80's.

Hurricane Igor, Hurricane Julia and Tropical Storm Karl are making their way around the globe, in a massive tour of destruction... of ROCK. You know what happens when Karl and Igor put on their assless chaps in the bathroom of a Super 8 (that's how they do when they tour locally), while Julia gets in her pleather bodysuit with 5 inch shoulder pads before they hop in the van to the local rock venue, Captain Nick's Rock and Roll Club and Bait 'n Tackle. Rock on.