I'm Friends With Laundry Soap

I can't believe I'm Facebook friends with Tide. Yes, as in the detergent. I really like their stain removing "Tide Pen". As a result, I get cute little status updates about laundry tips and new fragrances. I really hope Tide doesn't take this Facebook thing too seriously and go off the deep end. You know, like those people who do those cryptic status updates like, "Nowhere left to go but up" or "Clarity." It's like, ok, I get it- you're all sorts of complicated. Who knows- the next time I check up on Tide, this may happen.