Lil Kim

So Bill Clinton went to North Korea and managed to free those two journalists. I'm actually pretty happy about this; I can't imagine what it must have been like for them. Anyway, there were a few conditions Clinton had to agree to:

1. Clinton will forever have to tell Kim Jong Il how tall he is
2. Il gets a lifelong subscription to Netflix, and unlike the current premium plan he can get up to 10 movies at a time
3. Obama will visit Il "sometime soon"
4. Il gets his own unedited Facebook page with 452,682,749,735,738 fans built in
5. Il gets to have dinner with High School Musical's Zac Effron
6. Michael Moore, Bill Maher and the South Park guys will be delivered for an extended "guided tour" of North Korea and its lovely mountains
7. Free pie!