Mucho Nada

When you finally get over that last post (it was a doozy, I know) let's talk about how weird it was. Kidding! I don't ever want to revisit that, even in my worst dreams. No, let's talk about something non-controversial. Like Lou Dobbs.

At first he was like a mild itch- it stings, you scratch it, then it's gone. But what you don't realize is that it's not any old itch, it's a bite from a deadly spider. Who also happens to be 1,353 years old. Like Lou Dobbs.

It itches, it stings, it tries to take away your drivers license, then the wound does some ridiculous s@#t like take a far, far right wing group of bigots who don't like Barack Obama because he is half black, and gives them legitimacy by confirming their stupid questions on its show. What a f@#ked up wound. But I ask you, Mr. Dobbs, if you are so American, then why do you have a Mexican ID card?