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Wednesday, August 05, 2009

It's Just...

In today's WTF Is This Forever 21 Getup, we have what is called the "Ruched Knit Romper" but affectionately referred to as the "I Want To Both Swim And Ride A Bike At The Same Time Schizophrenic Halter Thing". I mean, I have a bathing suit that is similar to this, but it is awesome and way way shorter than this monstrosity. If one of Ann Coulter's uniform black dresses she wears on a daily basis were to have relations with Lance Armstrong's closet, this is what you get. I don't even know what kind of shoes to wear when you put this on to go on a ho stroll. Really, Forever 21.

3 Comments:

At 4:03 PM, Anonymous GuyNextDoor said...

omg, seriously, hideous, too many words spent already. i think i feel ill...

 
At 4:27 PM, Blogger Tempy said...

Right?

 
At 4:40 PM, Anonymous lawyergirl said...

Paula Abdul has a new job - Designer.

 

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