It's Just...

In today's WTF Is This Forever 21 Getup, we have what is called the "Ruched Knit Romper" but affectionately referred to as the "I Want To Both Swim And Ride A Bike At The Same Time Schizophrenic Halter Thing". I mean, I have a bathing suit that is similar to this, but it is awesome and way way shorter than this monstrosity. If one of Ann Coulter's uniform black dresses she wears on a daily basis were to have relations with Lance Armstrong's closet, this is what you get. I don't even know what kind of shoes to wear when you put this on to go on a ho stroll. Really, Forever 21.