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Thursday, November 06, 2008

Miss Information

It has recently been brought to light that Sarah Palin is actually more ignorant than she originally let on. According to McCain aides, she thought Africa was a country, not a continent.

Among other things Palin didn't know:
  • Which countries are in NAFTA
  • The concept of American Exceptionalism
  • How a bill becomes a law
  • The capital of North Dakota
  • The capital of Delaware
  • The capitals of Pennsylvania, New Jersey, Georgia, Connecticut, Massachusetts, Maryland, South Carolina, New Hampshire, Virginia, New York, North Carolina, Rhode Island, Vermont, Kentucky, Tennessee, Ohio, Indiana, Louisiana, Mississippi, Illinois, Alabama, Maine, Missouri, Arkansas, Michigan, Florida, Texas, Iowa, California, Wisconsin, Minnesota, Oregon, Kansas, West Virginia, Nevada, Nebraska, South Dakota, Colorado, Montana, Washington, Idaho, Wyoming, Utah, Oklaholma, New Mexico, Arizone, Alaska and Hawaii
  • Her mother's maiden name
  • The preamble of the Constitution
  • That Congress is made up of the Senate and the House of Representatives
  • How to Google
  • The definition of the first amendment
  • The definition of the third amendment
  • Wolf Blitzer's real hair color
  • The cost of a McDonald's dollar meal
  • Who Oliver Stone is
  • Who she is, where she is, what is going on

7 Comments:

At 11:20 AM, Blogger Raymi Lauren said...

BAHAHA would be an understatement.

 
At 11:22 AM, Blogger Tempy said...

The Oliver Stone thing is true. She was at SNL rehearsals and he was there and she was like, "Who's that?" and they told her it was Oliver Stone and she went, "Who's he?"

 
At 11:24 AM, Blogger John Knefel said...

supposedly there's an "avalanche" of bad stories coming in the next few days.

 
At 11:43 AM, Blogger Tempy said...

Yay! I love avalanches! Actually... no one loves avalanches...

 
At 11:44 AM, Blogger Lor said...

Is it wrong of me to be utterly gleeful that McCain, et al., are throwing her under the Straight Talk Express? Nah, they should have done it a lot sooner.

 
At 12:23 PM, Blogger Tempy said...

Not wrong at all. She turned the campaign into a hateful, xenophobic, racist rant and the "real" America stood up and voted.

 
At 12:59 PM, Blogger Raymi Lauren said...

HGAHAHA

 

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